I am pleased to announce that the numbers for the month of March are quite positive.
The number of declared Guild Wars has decreased significantly,

and the duration of extremely annoying Guild Wars has also decreased.

 

From this we can conclude that the leadership of the attacked Guilds is using more wisdom than before.

And it is also much more responsible and considerate towards the members of their Guilds.

Congratulation!

 

 

Well, we are only about 1/4 of the month of March behind us,

let's not rejoice in wisdom in advance :) .

The final overview will be known only at the beginning of next month.

 

 

But as they say,

Change is Life

so we will add something new to the lifeless statistics.

 

We will be directly following the Guild War

between the true killers of ChaosAlpha and the mass-corpses of Mâyhêm.
 

ChaosAlpha vs. Mâyhêm

 

War Declared On: 06 Mar 2025 [ 21:07:50 ]
Declaring Guild: ChaosAlpha
Winning Guild: ChaosAlpha *
Win by Guild: Mâyhêm Surrender **
War Duration:  22 hour 53 min 23 sec

 

*

Recently, I spent some time helping the Mayhem guild,

not by cowardly killing weaker members of other guilds,

as is usual with Mayhem.

And so I can truthfully, with reference to my own knowledge,

state how Mâyhêm recently performed in the Siege War against ChaosAlpha.

 

It was an absolute tragedy for Mâyhêm, I don't even know what to compare the tragedies from Mâyhêm to,

maybe - the mighty tornado of ChaosAlpha and the grains of fine sand of Mâyhêm…

 

The end was simply in sight, and Mâyhêm kept buying more and more bags for its dead.
In the words of the ruthless smiles, the unwise owner of the Mâyhêm guild:

 

"Mâyhêm is not born for PvP"

 

 

 

 

 

The End

 

 

provisional record for Guild War duration:
TeslaFactory vs. UKRAINEsquad 31 Jan 2025
48 hrs 08 min 55 sec

 

**

We know from previous statistics

that a truly responsive, intelligent, wise and considerate Guild leadership

can stop the absurd nonsense of Guild War from a single minute.

Especially when it is absolutely certain from the very beginning that they can never win.

The winner of the Guild War was undoubtedly known in advance,

yet the downright insidious narcissistic SuperIdiots from the Mâyhêm leadership

keep the absurd and already lost Guild War "alive", without any regard for the other guild members.

It is therefore not surprising that within two months more than 1/4 of the members literally fled Mâyhêm.

One of the refugees wrote to me that he left because he hates pigs.

I would not insult the useful pigs and compare them

to the harmful leadership of the Mâyhêm guild led by the somewhat deranged smiles.